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Ford’s Way Forward is apparently Facing Backwards...
Just as Ford has never seriously considered the U.S. for Focus RS consumption—or even the second-generation base Focus that is on sale in every global market except North America—we foresee no hope of ever seeing an Escort RS, or of the ZX2 ever approaching that performance stratosphere.
The Mustang GT500KR returns, Five Hundred becomes Taurus, Focus becomes Escort. We won’t even go into the short-lived Zephyr name or that dark period of history where Ford brands had to start with F, Mercury with M, and so on. Who left Bill and Ted in charge of the marketing department? Our heads are starting to hurt. We need a nap.
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hope this an April Fool's prank...this just gets better and better.
