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Here in Kentucky we have to walk uphill both ways, bare foot in the snow (because in KY we don't wear shoes). When we get to the DMV we pass the old man out front pickin the banjo and we fill out paperwork with the clerk, who is also your cousin, which means later you'll screw her, because we're all about inbreeding here. Of course because you're cousins and also lovers you get the hookup on license plates, making the rest of the process easier.

Top that!