The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. - Page 2 - The Ford Focus Forum

**bri** · 08-27-2007, 11:00 AM

I’ll take Speed as long as Spritle and Chim Chim are hiding in the hach

**bri** · 08-27-2007, 11:12 AM

I suggest one stage be DRIFTOOOO compaction in classic 80’s Japanese hardware

**GtnMaZumOn** · 08-27-2007, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bri

I’ll take Speed as long as Spritle and Chim Chim are hiding in the hach

And one hand on Trixie's thigh...

**Ray** · 09-05-2007, 08:22 AM

Trixie is a slut.

**blueovaldave** · 09-05-2007, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by demonfire

Trixie is a slut.

And the problem with this is??

**Ray** · 09-05-2007, 09:10 AM

Never said it was a problem!

**blueovaldave** · 09-05-2007, 09:18 AM

Gottcha.

I was thinking it was a plus.

**DaveSVT03** · 09-08-2007, 11:30 PM

don't have a witty rejoinder, but wanted to add...

The tracks on the east coast have not been the same. Thanks to Gary I'm on my 2nd track car and working on finishing a 3rd (Factory Five Roadster). Not sure the Mrs is all that happy that Gary ruined my life :-) Is there an antidote for the disease he so easily spread?

We all miss you bud...

PS - You gotta respect how well Trixie aged considering all the miles - still looks the same.

**Ray** · 11-11-2007, 08:29 AM

So anyway, i JB welded my engine. Then i JB welded trixie.

**Egz** · 11-11-2007, 10:18 AM

Anyone see the new issue of GRM?

Words of Wisdom From the GRM Message Board:

Real men jog home from their vasectomys.
-Wreckerboy

**Tony D** · 11-12-2007, 03:46 PM

I saw that in GRM, and is Wreckerboy a regular on the board, here?

Is Speed still doing Trixie? I figured they had a bunch of kids and got divorced after Speed ran off with some Trophy Slut, I mean Queen.

Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer!

Tony D

Tony D

**thetable** · 11-19-2007, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony D

I saw that in GRM, and is Wreckerboy a regular on the board, here?

We can only hope not.

**Hal** · 11-20-2007, 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony D

I saw that in GRM, and is Wreckerboy a regular on the board, here?

Sort of semi-regular. And I guess we will have to change his name to Racerboy now that he has decided to go play with the Spec Pinatas.

On second thought, maybe we should leave it at Wreckerboy but for a totally different reason

**thetable** · 11-20-2007, 10:47 AM

I'll take one miata, over easy, hold the cheese.

**Egz** · 11-20-2007, 11:15 AM

Would you like flies with that?

**blueovaldave** · 11-20-2007, 12:02 PM

It buffed right out.

Made it a little more streamlined that is all.

**thetable** · 11-21-2007, 01:15 PM

I am severely disappointed in you guys. There is not nearly enough rambling going on here. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

**Egz** · 11-22-2007, 09:30 PM

You're right Joe. We need to get into the 'Free Candy' van of yours and hit up all the local high schools.

**thetable** · 11-24-2007, 12:08 PM

I dig those high school chicks... I get older and they stay the same age.

**thetable** · 11-27-2007, 08:13 AM

Is this forum as dead as it has appeared since I came back? Or did I just scare everybody off with my massive POWER?

**OmniFocus** · 11-27-2007, 12:17 PM

*tremble*

**seanmc** · 11-27-2007, 06:25 PM

Which power would that be, Jos? The power to grow sketchy-ass facial hair at a moment's notice? The power to cord tires with barely a glance? The power drain many beers in a single sitting?

So many powers.

**thetable** · 11-28-2007, 09:26 AM

Not to mention the power to reach out and touch walls repeatedly...

Oh yeah and 80 bhp

**Egz** · 11-28-2007, 09:51 AM

80bhp...

Before or after the bean burrito from Taco bell?

**thetable** · 11-28-2007, 02:21 PM

Si

08-27-2007, 11:00 AM	#26 (permalink)
bri Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,196	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I’ll take Speed as long as Spritle and Chim Chim are hiding in the hach __________________ Viva La Squirt We’ll miss you Old Man

08-27-2007, 11:12 AM	#27 (permalink)
bri Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Maryland Posts: 3,196	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I suggest one stage be DRIFTOOOO compaction in classic 80’s Japanese hardware __________________ Viva La Squirt We’ll miss you Old Man

09-05-2007, 08:22 AM	#29 (permalink)
Ray Driver > Car Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CT Posts: 28,121	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Trixie is a slut. __________________ Vacuum Vulture Racing - I can fix your car with a hammer. Intelligence is largely at the mercy of self-control *Roadtrippin.org* \| CART

09-05-2007, 09:10 AM	#31 (permalink)
Ray Driver > Car Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CT Posts: 28,121	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Never said it was a problem! __________________ Vacuum Vulture Racing - I can fix your car with a hammer. Intelligence is largely at the mercy of self-control *Roadtrippin.org* \| CART

09-05-2007, 09:18 AM	#32 (permalink)
blueovaldave Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fredrick, Md Posts: 3,561	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Gottcha. I was thinking it was a plus. __________________ 2001 S2 Liquid Grey, PWSC 252 hp, 195 lb/tq www.strikeforce1.com http://www.emraracing.org

09-08-2007, 11:30 PM	#33 (permalink)
DaveSVT03 TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Charleston, SC Posts: 272	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. don't have a witty rejoinder, but wanted to add... The tracks on the east coast have not been the same. Thanks to Gary I'm on my 2nd track car and working on finishing a 3rd (Factory Five Roadster). Not sure the Mrs is all that happy that Gary ruined my life :-) Is there an antidote for the disease he so easily spread? We all miss you bud... PS - You gotta respect how well Trixie aged considering all the miles - still looks the same. __________________ Mazdaspeed3 bone stock

11-11-2007, 08:29 AM	#34 (permalink)
Ray Driver > Car Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CT Posts: 28,121	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. So anyway, i JB welded my engine. Then i JB welded trixie. __________________ Vacuum Vulture Racing - I can fix your car with a hammer. Intelligence is largely at the mercy of self-control *Roadtrippin.org* \| CART

11-11-2007, 10:18 AM	#35 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,061	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Anyone see the new issue of GRM? Words of Wisdom From the GRM Message Board: Real men jog home from their vasectomys. -Wreckerboy

11-12-2007, 03:46 PM	#36 (permalink)
Tony D Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Cresaptown, Md Posts: 3,269	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I saw that in GRM, and is Wreckerboy a regular on the board, here? Is Speed still doing Trixie? I figured they had a bunch of kids and got divorced after Speed ran off with some Trophy Slut, I mean Queen. Go Speed Racer, Go Speed Racer! Tony D Tony D __________________ www.newedgeperformance.com Selling online since 2000. New Focus blog http://newedgeperformance.blogspot.com

11-20-2007, 10:47 AM	#39 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I'll take one miata, over easy, hold the cheese. __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-20-2007, 11:15 AM	#40 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,061	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Would you like flies with that?

11-20-2007, 12:02 PM	#41 (permalink)
blueovaldave Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fredrick, Md Posts: 3,561	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. It buffed right out. Made it a little more streamlined that is all. __________________ 2001 S2 Liquid Grey, PWSC 252 hp, 195 lb/tq www.strikeforce1.com http://www.emraracing.org

11-21-2007, 01:15 PM	#42 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I am severely disappointed in you guys. There is not nearly enough rambling going on here. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-22-2007, 09:30 PM	#43 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,061	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. You're right Joe. We need to get into the 'Free Candy' van of yours and hit up all the local high schools.

11-24-2007, 12:08 PM	#44 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I dig those high school chicks... I get older and they stay the same age. __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-28-2007, 09:51 AM	#49 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,061	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. 80bhp... Before or after the bean burrito from Taco bell? __________________ Duratec Wiki - Sign up and contribute! - [FJ] 2.3l Hatchback Social Group For Sale: Dome Map Lights - XM Roady - Differential - Crash foam - Blue Air Vents 2003 Ford Focus ZX3 2.3l N/A = 201HP, 157ft-lbs; 13.96@100.88 2006 Ford Fusion SE 2.3l Turbo = 244HP, 247ft-lbs, FSWerks Built

11-27-2007, 08:13 AM	#45 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Is this forum as dead as it has appeared since I came back? Or did I just scare everybody off with my massive POWER? __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-27-2007, 12:17 PM	#46 (permalink)
OmniFocus Moderator Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mowin' down the cones. (CA) Posts: 29,403	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. tremble __________________ Vacuum Vulture Racing: The masters of ape latexing.

11-27-2007, 06:25 PM	#47 (permalink)
seanmc Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mount Airy, MD Posts: 2,053	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Which power would that be, Jos? The power to grow sketchy-ass facial hair at a moment's notice? The power to cord tires with barely a glance? The power drain many beers in a single sitting? So many powers.

11-28-2007, 09:26 AM	#48 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Not to mention the power to reach out and touch walls repeatedly... Oh yeah and 80 bhp __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-28-2007, 02:21 PM	#50 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Si __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

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