The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. - Page 3 - The Ford Focus Forum

**blueovaldave** · 11-28-2007, 02:38 PM

Si - Special ingredents??

**Egz** · 11-28-2007, 05:46 PM

Salsa inside?

**bri** · 11-28-2007, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by thetable

Oh yeah and 80 bhp

With a tailwind going downhill

**Tony D** · 11-28-2007, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by thetable

Is this forum as dead as it has appeared since I came back? Or did I just scare everybody off with my massive POWER?

I believe it was the massive fart in someone's direction that did it!

Happy Festivus

Tony D

**Tony D** · 11-28-2007, 08:47 PM

...and the fart could have been caused by too many miatas with cheese....

Tony D

**thetable** · 11-29-2007, 09:33 AM

Now that is more like it!

And not so much a fart as explosive d... ah nevermind, I'm sure you don't want to hear that story.

**Egz** · 11-29-2007, 11:18 AM

Yes, no stories on how that hole ended up in your pants please.

**blueovaldave** · 11-29-2007, 12:24 PM

I would rather hear about a hole than a stain

**thetable** · 11-29-2007, 12:36 PM

yellow in the front, brown in the back.

**Egz** · 11-29-2007, 01:35 PM

I've been wondering, how do they fit 80 hamsters under the hood? And whats the conversion factor for 80 hamster power to horse power?

**blueovaldave** · 11-29-2007, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by thetable

yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Turn them inside out you will be good for another week then.

Do they stand up on their own?

**thetable** · 11-29-2007, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Egz

I've been wondering, how do they fit 80 hamsters under the hood? And whats the conversion factor for 80 hamster power to horse power?

to shove that much power in, you can't handle a hood.

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Originally Posted by blueovaldave

Turn them inside out you will be good for another week then.

Do they stand up on their own?

don't know, that would require taking them off. i've found that if i just wear them for the semiweekly shower, then I am good to go.

and in honor of the old man, i will refrain from proper capitalization. it's harder than it looks, you should all try it.

**bri** · 11-30-2007, 12:25 PM

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Originally Posted by thetable

don't know, that would require taking them off. i've found that if i just wear them for the semiweekly shower, then I am good to go.
.

hay now your thinking save on water and soap

hippy boy what do you think?

**Egz** · 11-30-2007, 12:36 PM

If you put a rubber nipple on your beer bottle, you can drink it in the shower without watering it down.

**blueovaldave** · 11-30-2007, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Egz

If you put a rubber nipple on your beer bottle, you can drink it in the shower without watering it down.

That is what your thumb is for. Put it over the hole.

Either that or drink faster.

**thefrush** · 11-30-2007, 01:49 PM

I just shower in beer.

**thetable** · 11-30-2007, 02:04 PM

mmmm..... BEER

**blueovaldave** · 11-30-2007, 03:15 PM

Duffman says

"Drink more Duff"

**Ray** · 11-30-2007, 05:25 PM

And i thought i was the only one that brought a beer into the shower with me. Granted it's normally coors light, so extra water really doesn't do anything to the watered down rocky mountain watered down taste. But hey, i'll have the good hefeweisens when i'm not naked singing the lavern and shirley theme song....

crap. i didn't want that to get out.

hey if you poke a dragon in the eye with an ice pick, will it breath fire on you?

**thetable** · 11-30-2007, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by demonfire

hey if you poke a dragon in the eye with an ice pick, will it breath fire on you?

Don't know about that, but I do know if you ride one, it will put an ish eating grin on your face for weeks.

Oh yeah, if you take the song out of context, at least you have this line:
"Straight ahead and on the track now."

**seanmc** · 11-30-2007, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by bri

hippy boy what do you think?

As long as no animals are harmed in the removal of Joe's underwear, I'm cool.

We now return to our regularly scheduled Beer talk.

I want one of these:

...but seriously, what's up with the foo-foo glass for them Belgian beers?

I like monkbeer. It seems very...good.

**OmniFocus** · 11-30-2007, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by seanmc

...but seriously, what's up with the foo-foo glass for them Belgian beers?

...aint nothin' foo-foo about drinking beer... even out of a champagne flute.

**seanmc** · 11-30-2007, 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by OmniFocus

...aint nothin' foo-foo about drinking beer... even out of a champagne flute.

Dood.

A friend took a pic of me drinking ona them there Belgian beers out of such a glass.

I look like a sissymuffin.

**thetable** · 11-30-2007, 09:40 PM

doods, it wasn't the glass.

don't open the door and not expect me to walk through it...

**thetable** · 11-30-2007, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by seanmc

I look like a sissymuffin.

Just to make sure it stays.

11-28-2007, 02:38 PM	#51 (permalink)
blueovaldave Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fredrick, Md Posts: 3,561	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Si - Special ingredents?? __________________ 2001 S2 Liquid Grey, PWSC 252 hp, 195 lb/tq www.strikeforce1.com http://www.emraracing.org

11-28-2007, 05:46 PM	#52 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,064	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Salsa inside?

11-28-2007, 08:47 PM	#55 (permalink)
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11-29-2007, 09:33 AM	#56 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Now that is more like it! And not so much a fart as explosive d... ah nevermind, I'm sure you don't want to hear that story. __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-29-2007, 11:18 AM	#57 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,064	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Yes, no stories on how that hole ended up in your pants please.

11-29-2007, 12:24 PM	#58 (permalink)
blueovaldave Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fredrick, Md Posts: 3,561	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I would rather hear about a hole than a stain __________________ 2001 S2 Liquid Grey, PWSC 252 hp, 195 lb/tq www.strikeforce1.com http://www.emraracing.org

11-29-2007, 12:36 PM	#59 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. yellow in the front, brown in the back. __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-29-2007, 01:35 PM	#60 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,064	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I've been wondering, how do they fit 80 hamsters under the hood? And whats the conversion factor for 80 hamster power to horse power?

11-30-2007, 12:36 PM	#64 (permalink)
Egz Moderwhiner Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Tappahannock, VA Posts: 20,064	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. If you put a rubber nipple on your beer bottle, you can drink it in the shower without watering it down.

11-30-2007, 01:49 PM	#66 (permalink)
thefrush Just Dri-Fit! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: I LIVE IN SACRAMENTO LOL Posts: 10,938	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. I just shower in beer. __________________ ((. When someone asks me the cause of a minor injury, like a scrape on my leg, .)) I like to tell them something extreme happened. Like I got attacked by a bear. ((. They're way more impressed than if I was missing an arm or something. .)) Obviously that bear didn't have crap on me. ((. .)) http://www.papabarter.com/sacstate

11-30-2007, 02:04 PM	#67 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. mmmm..... BEER __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

11-30-2007, 03:15 PM	#68 (permalink)
blueovaldave Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Fredrick, Md Posts: 3,561	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. Duffman says "Drink more Duff" __________________ 2001 S2 Liquid Grey, PWSC 252 hp, 195 lb/tq www.strikeforce1.com http://www.emraracing.org

11-30-2007, 05:25 PM	#69 (permalink)
Ray Driver > Car Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: CT Posts: 28,121	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. And i thought i was the only one that brought a beer into the shower with me. Granted it's normally coors light, so extra water really doesn't do anything to the watered down rocky mountain watered down taste. But hey, i'll have the good hefeweisens when i'm not naked singing the lavern and shirley theme song.... crap. i didn't want that to get out. hey if you poke a dragon in the eye with an ice pick, will it breath fire on you? __________________ Vacuum Vulture Racing - I can fix your car with a hammer. Intelligence is largely at the mercy of self-control *Roadtrippin.org* \| CART

11-30-2007, 09:40 PM	#74 (permalink)
thetable Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 3,179	Re: The Honorary Spirit of Gary K. Race Banter Thread. doods, it wasn't the glass. don't open the door and not expect me to walk through it... __________________ Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend. Concrete is not my friend, regardless of how warm and comforting it may seem. Concrete is not my friend. Nearly giving people heart attacks since 2004

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