I ****ing hate drunk people!! - The Ford Focus Forum

**Redlight** · 11-01-2009, 08:24 PM

Notice that black motorcycle cover on the right...yeah, that's my ****ing bike...

OH, we've got a total winner here!

Imagine that...a dent in the 1/4 panel. I can only imagine how the **** that happened. PROBABLY WHEN YOU WERE ****ING DRUNK!

She actually scrubbed her paint off of her door......ON MY EXHAUST!

We finally rolled the bike up a little so we could get the cover off. The door was actually stopping us from being able to pull the cover off....because SHE WAS ACTUALLY HITTING MY BIKE!

Luckily all she did was scrub some of the plastic chrome off of the end of the pipe-cap.

How much of a ****ing moron do you have to be to park in someone elses ****ing parking spot like that?

I just found out that she's moving into our apartment building and our lease is up next year. Her life will be a living hell from here on out.

dave.

**FORDSVTPARTS** · 11-01-2009, 08:26 PM

Stupid people suck,

One suggestion I'd give you would be to get a brightly colored cover to replace the black one. Anything to make the bike more visible when sitting in a dark parking lot.

**hEaT** · 11-01-2009, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by FORDSVTPARTS

Stupid people suck,

One suggestion I'd give you would be to get a brightly colored cover to replace the black one. Anything to make the bike more visible when sitting in a dark parking lot.

X2. Or just cover up a pile of cinder blocks.

**NCedillos** · 11-01-2009, 08:54 PM

Wow.... wth. That sucks I would go and freakin let her know.

**ehancock** · 11-01-2009, 09:01 PM

I think it's time to choke a bitch

**Cedilla** · 11-01-2009, 09:35 PM

Ok ive got a plan, you need to go get a monster truck, park said truck on top on offending mustang, then you have squished mustang.

**20focus03** · 11-01-2009, 09:38 PM

drunk dude hit my ranger the other day after popping a curb and hitting 3 other cars he still managed to push it 3 feet into another car totally messing up my bed,glad it wasnt to serious

**bustonit** · 11-01-2009, 10:08 PM

Seems like the Mustang got the worst of it. Let insurance take care of the rest of it. No body died. Time to take a few breaths. Seriously.

**WRCwannabe** · 11-01-2009, 10:19 PM

glow in the dark bike cover would do wonders

**NZWINRZ** · 11-01-2009, 10:42 PM

S**t happens everywhere, that why we have insurance AND patience. I too believe some kind of reflective material would have avoided this, your cover concealed any factory reflective visibility. Have you talked to her, was she drunk as you assumed? She might have thought nothing was there and decided to use both spaces, the slight nudge possibly wasn't felt, being new in the area hurried off to find safety in her apartment, many reasons could exist. Talk to her before assuming. Could be the future ex-wife LOL

**MrBirdman330** · 11-01-2009, 10:52 PM

When somebody is drunk they're gonna hit it regardless of any type of reflective material or not. Look how reflective the lines are and yet she couldn't discern them. If anything a reflective cover could have made it worse very worse for him.

**Focusfre4k** · 11-02-2009, 01:41 AM

w00t! Dentless dave needs to fix her car?

Might as well fix her face!

**CheckMyVitals** · 11-02-2009, 04:49 AM

I'd be super pissed too man. That is all kinds of fail to creep that far into someone's spot, hit a bike and just leave the car there.

Time to lay some spike strips along your spot

**nick** · 11-02-2009, 06:39 AM

Some of the worst drivers are women/hightschool chicks driving V6 mustangs.

**wilko** · 11-02-2009, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by nick

Some of the worst drivers are women/hightschool chicks driving V6 mustangs.

And if they dont have V6 Mustangs then they are perfectly fine.

Some of the worst drivers are inexpierenced drivers.

**wilko** · 11-02-2009, 08:20 AM

Lets see some pic's from the morning after.

**frdfocszx3** · 11-02-2009, 09:59 AM

I would have kicked her square on the chonch. Then rinse off the steel toes. No excuse to park that way!

**Random Select** · 11-02-2009, 11:33 AM

kick the driver in the face.

**Chalz** · 11-02-2009, 01:28 PM

This chick is REALLY REALLY REALLY lucky you are so kind-hearted. Most of the people I know who ride wouldn't have bothered rolling the bike forward to remove the cover, they would have rolled the car away from the bike. (Or "moved" the fender/door so it was no longer touching the bike.)

**FORDSVTPARTS** · 11-02-2009, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MrBirdman330

When somebody is drunk they're gonna hit it regardless of any type of reflective material or not. Look how reflective the lines are and yet she couldn't discern them. If anything a reflective cover could have made it worse very worse for him.

I don't know, kind of looked like she made a right turn into the spot which means she may not have seen a reflective cover but a brightly colored cover might have stood out enough to get her attention.

If she had come in the other way odds are she would have clobbered the bike with the front bumper of her car.

As it sits she probably didn't even notice it since she seems to have just turned in and rubbed up against the bike.

Could have been a lot worse.

**MrBirdman330** · 11-02-2009, 09:30 PM

Trust me if she couldn't discern the lines how could she discern a huge reflective bulk in between the lines.

**tgnorman** · 11-03-2009, 12:58 AM

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Originally Posted by MrBirdman330

Trust me if she couldn't discern the lines how could she discern a huge reflective bulk in between the lines.

^^this

Not seeing something in the other spot is still not an excuse for parking like a jackass.

**stephens** · 11-03-2009, 01:34 AM

Sometimes people go over the lines and it's not their fault. One guy shows up and parks over the line, then the car next to him has to do the same, and then it dominos down the line like that. Then the first guys leave and one car is left parked totally half in one space and half in the other and everyone thinks they are an idiot. But when they showed up, it was the only way he could park because everyone that got there before him had parked like idiots.

This chick was probably just drunk though!

**Xenos** · 11-03-2009, 02:31 AM

Well, she parks like an idiot, maybe she was drunk, maybe not... but in all honesty, a black cover with no reflective material at all is not the best option to go with. Just like the guy who jaywalked the other night in front of me wearing black pants and a black hoodie on a very dark country road surrounded by woods with a high speed limit and no sidewalks. Scared the **** right out of me. Almost smoked the dumb son of a bitch.

Not saying this was your fault but your parking lot doesn't look very well lit up so I think I would use a different cover.

Make her feel really guilty about it, tell her your friends cousins brothers friend is dying of cancer and was going to really enjoy a ride on the bike the next afternoon and wasn't able to because she douche pickled your bike. Then let insurance (hers) pay to fix it and it's done. If she was drunk and you can prove it, let the insurance company and or the police know about it.

**Focusfre4k** · 11-03-2009, 03:35 AM

I see no problems with Daves bike cover....That person hit a parked vehicle. PERIOD.

11-01-2009, 08:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Redlight Your friendly neighborhood douche pickle Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: s a n a n t o n i o Posts: 8,564	I ing hate drunk people!! Notice that black motorcycle cover on the right...yeah, that's my **ing bike... OH, we've got a total winner here! Imagine that...a dent in the 1/4 panel. I can only imagine how the that happened. PROBABLY WHEN YOU WERE ING DRUNK! She actually scrubbed her paint off of her door......ON MY EXHAUST! We finally rolled the bike up a little so we could get the cover off. The door was actually stopping us from being able to pull the cover off....because SHE WAS ACTUALLY HITTING MY BIKE! Luckily all she did was scrub some of the plastic chrome off of the end of the pipe-cap. How much of a ing moron do you have to be to park in someone elses **ing parking spot like that? I just found out that she's moving into our apartment building and our lease is up next year. Her life will be a living hell from here on out. dave. __________________ This is my Focus. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Focus is my best friend, it is my life. I must master it as I master my life. Without me, my Focus is useless. Without my Focus, I am useless. I must race my Focus true. I must race faster than my enemy who is trying to beat me. I must beat him before he beats me. I will! Before God I swear this creed! So be it, until there is no enemy but, peace! Amen!

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NCedillos TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Farmington Hills, MI Posts: 417	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! Wow.... wth. That sucks I would go and freakin let her know.

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bustonit Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The great divide Posts: 3,441	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! Seems like the Mustang got the worst of it. Let insurance take care of the rest of it. No body died. Time to take a few breaths. Seriously. __________________ ...always in Focus Sarah Palin: A voice for the leaderless. Give me wings that I might fly, my restless soul is longing. No pain remains, no feeling...eternity awaits.

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NZWINRZ TEAM Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 161	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! S**t happens everywhere, that why we have insurance AND patience. I too believe some kind of reflective material would have avoided this, your cover concealed any factory reflective visibility. Have you talked to her, was she drunk as you assumed? She might have thought nothing was there and decided to use both spaces, the slight nudge possibly wasn't felt, being new in the area hurried off to find safety in her apartment, many reasons could exist. Talk to her before assuming. Could be the future ex-wife LOL

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MrBirdman330 Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: At a U-Haul Center near you. Posts: 1,473	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! When somebody is drunk they're gonna hit it regardless of any type of reflective material or not. Look how reflective the lines are and yet she couldn't discern them. If anything a reflective cover could have made it worse very worse for him. __________________ Everybody says you can't make money off small cars. Well, you'd better damn well figure out how to make money, because that's where the world is going. - Alan Mulally

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Focusfre4k I pay 5 dollar! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OR Posts: 3,294	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! w00t! Dentless dave needs to fix her car? Might as well fix her face! __________________ 2008 Focus coupe - current 2005 Focus ZX5 - gone, but not forgotten "you could walk around with an overpriced slow Mac in a manila folder and be like "Yo, check this out, aww yeah, you didn't think there was a laptop inside but there was!!!""- Ducman

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CheckMyVitals Senior TEAM Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: London, Ontario Posts: 3,494	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! I'd be super pissed too man. That is all kinds of fail to creep that far into someone's spot, hit a bike and just leave the car there. Time to lay some spike strips along your spot __________________ For Sale: Koni/Eibach ERS/GC Coils Car: 2004 Mazda3 Sport GT

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wilko Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: WNY. Posts: 2,191	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! Lets see some pic's from the morning after. __________________ - Bill

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frdfocszx3 Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Sandnes, Norway Posts: 4,327	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! I would have kicked her square on the chonch. Then rinse off the steel toes. No excuse to park that way! __________________ 2009 Impreza WRX 1991 Toyota Chaser 2000 Focus ZX3 (sold)RIP

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Chalz Longing for Ducman69 Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: SoCal Posts: 3,397	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! This chick is REALLY REALLY REALLY lucky you are so kind-hearted. Most of the people I know who ride wouldn't have bothered rolling the bike forward to remove the cover, they would have rolled the car away from the bike. (Or "moved" the fender/door so it was no longer touching the bike.) __________________ Do I really need to type out a paragraph-long disclaimer after every single post I make clarifying my sentiments?

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MrBirdman330 Senior TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: At a U-Haul Center near you. Posts: 1,473	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! Trust me if she couldn't discern the lines how could she discern a huge reflective bulk in between the lines. __________________ Everybody says you can't make money off small cars. Well, you'd better damn well figure out how to make money, because that's where the world is going. - Alan Mulally

11-03-2009, 01:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
stephens Rookie Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 15	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! Sometimes people go over the lines and it's not their fault. One guy shows up and parks over the line, then the car next to him has to do the same, and then it dominos down the line like that. Then the first guys leave and one car is left parked totally half in one space and half in the other and everyone thinks they are an idiot. But when they showed up, it was the only way he could park because everyone that got there before him had parked like idiots. This chick was probably just drunk though!

11-03-2009, 02:31 AM	#24 (permalink)
Xenos TEAM Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Langley British Columbia Canada Posts: 150	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! Well, she parks like an idiot, maybe she was drunk, maybe not... but in all honesty, a black cover with no reflective material at all is not the best option to go with. Just like the guy who jaywalked the other night in front of me wearing black pants and a black hoodie on a very dark country road surrounded by woods with a high speed limit and no sidewalks. Scared the **** right out of me. Almost smoked the dumb son of a bitch. Not saying this was your fault but your parking lot doesn't look very well lit up so I think I would use a different cover. Make her feel really guilty about it, tell her your friends cousins brothers friend is dying of cancer and was going to really enjoy a ride on the bike the next afternoon and wasn't able to because she douche pickled your bike. Then let insurance (hers) pay to fix it and it's done. If she was drunk and you can prove it, let the insurance company and or the police know about it. __________________ It's a road car so it should be reasonably quiet... Oh No. It isn't quiet... You have never rolled over in bed on a set of DD's in the middle of the night have you? They make grrrrreeeeeeaaaaattttt pillows.

11-03-2009, 03:35 AM	#25 (permalink)
Focusfre4k I pay 5 dollar! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: OR Posts: 3,294	Re: I ing hate drunk people!! I see no problems with Daves bike cover....That person hit a parked vehicle. PERIOD. __________________ 2008 Focus coupe - current 2005 Focus ZX5 - gone, but not forgotten "you could walk around with an overpriced slow Mac in a manila folder and be like "Yo, check this out, aww yeah, you didn't think there was a laptop inside but there was!!!""- Ducman

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